i ran across this today and got a good laugh out of it.
:) the following is jeff foxworthy's "you might be a jehovah's witness if...".
if "pioneer" is not a stereo, "new light" is not something in the house wares department and "tract" has nothing to do with land or farming.. .
rebl 8
I remember this one:
If you think nothing of letting your friends stop by to use the bathroom.
We lived in a way out rural area and at about 11:00 am on a Saturday morning about 2 car loads of J.W.s would show up for bathroom breaks...
lol
Special K
my cousin witness has replied to my email asking how things were going and that i haven?t heard from him in awhile.
after responding that he was doing ok he asked if what he had heard through the grapevine was true.
is it true that you wrote a letter to the local congregation denouncing your faith??.
jt
Drwatson is so ooo right.. MOST..
JW's cannot separate the organization from God,
It really hurts to be treated this way and your pain is real, jt.
It's that film over their eyes of the JW religion. It really does break up families.
(Hugs to you)
Special K
yup, ... darkness fell on eastern canada and new england states.. when you ask.
well, it was 225 years ago!.
i like to think that this was way before the jehovah's witness religion existed, but i'm sure the people still may have been terrified that the end of the world was here and it was the works of the devil.
Wow, Jgnat.. that was a very interesting read of what happened
Regardless of the true cause, the event brought concern to many, fearing the anger of God or demons.
The most interesting reaction came from the Connecticut Legislature sitting at Harford. The general opinion of many legislators was that the day of judgment was at hand.
Opinions as to the cause of the darkness were mixed. Yale president Timothy Dwight observed: "It was the general opinion that the day of judgment was at hand." Many New Englanders abandoned their daily activities and congregated at hastily-convened religious services
I found that whole article and interesting read Jgnat.. thanks so much for posting up the link
Special K
for all of you that have family pets ,did ya ever wonder how much animal hair you drink,swollow.
in the morning i pour my coffee and have to check for dog hair floating and there is always dog hair floating, i try to pick it out but wonder ,did i get it or is it now floating somewhere is my cup .
even eating ,do you ever wonder how much of your animal 's hair you have injested through out the day?.
For God's sake scully... that made me gag and gag. What a gross thing to think about. Pictures of human hairballs.. EWW!!!!
I find that my dog sheds more hair than my cat. Especially after I give the dog a bath.
Special K who is still gaggin' scully's hairball pictures up..
SK
yup, ... darkness fell on eastern canada and new england states.. when you ask.
well, it was 225 years ago!.
i like to think that this was way before the jehovah's witness religion existed, but i'm sure the people still may have been terrified that the end of the world was here and it was the works of the devil.
Nobody out there been left in the dark?
lol
SK
hubby.
the term makes me nauseas.
carry on.
Sometimes I've referred to my husband .. when trying to point him out to someone as
"The guy with no hair on top"... that always works. LOL.
SK..
hubby.
the term makes me nauseas.
carry on.
I hate being referred to as "the other half"... I'm not a half, damn it!
Special K
what is the saddest song that brings tears to your eyes just about every time you hear it?
mine is harry chapin's cats in the cradle
Eric Claptons
Tears in Heaven
SK
yup, ... darkness fell on eastern canada and new england states.. when you ask.
well, it was 225 years ago!.
i like to think that this was way before the jehovah's witness religion existed, but i'm sure the people still may have been terrified that the end of the world was here and it was the works of the devil.
Yup, ... Darkness fell on Eastern Canada and New England States.
When you ask. Well, it was 225 years ago!
I like to think that this was way before the Jehovah's Witness Religion existed, but I'm sure the people still may have been terrified that the end of the world was here and it was the works of the devil.
Taken from my morning paper:
Today in History
Darkness fell on Eastern Canada and the New England states at 2 p.m., 225 years ago today, in 1780. Many people gathered in churches for comfort during the so-called "dark day." Scientists believe smoke and ash from forest fires burning to the west in Canada and the United States most likely became concentrated into a dense cloud which was drawn across eastern North America by passing low pressure.
i voted for the first time in today's british columbia provincial election.
what an honour and what a priviledge to elect one's own representitive in the legislative assembly.
here's how i voted: raj chouhan, new democratic party.
Congrats for voting today. t-c.... I heard there was a big election going on in B.C.
Talesin wrote:
Belinda Stronach has crossed the floor, and is now a LIBERAL Cabinet Minister!!!
This seems to be the #1 news story of the day..
Special K
